Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Definitions of Common Idioms

Carpet Bomb- To plunge ones face into a vagina.

Whole Nine Yards- To have a Fifty Fourgy, to have sex with fifty four men at six inches each is to take the "whole nine yards" of penis.

To Each his Own- To pleasure oneself without external intervention, to master the art of self fellacio.

A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush- Masturbating is as good as having two penises in your vagina.

Leave well enough alone- Don't have sex with a guy that is merely "ok" looking.

Fall by the Wayside- To fall along ones fattest edge.

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